Our music is mostly available from

Except our first release ‘Sing about dead people’ which is pay what you like (or free) here! You’re welcome x

If you want other stuff like tshirts or hoodies you should  contact us at [email protected] to make a purchase / enquiry or come to a gig and buy it off us.

All our merch is as ethical as we can manage (balancing ethical materials and ethical labour) and sometimes DIY, all that sort of thing – feel free to ask more about specific products as this varies.

We also work with a variable pricing range, because we understand that some people are rich and some are poor, so suggested price ranges are listed. If you’re making an offer, keep in mind that all our stuff costs us a lot to make because we use good quality stuff and ethical suppliers.

Thanks, The Dead Maggies.

What follows is for a guide to the type of merch we might have. We might not though, it might have a new design on it (there are more options now).

HOODIES! $40-45.  

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Yummy white logo on black hoodie, printed eithically by FifthColum, on ‘Continental’ brand fair-trade cotton! Small number of European Tour stock left (has big TDM design on back along with tour dates, see tshirts)! More hoodies coming soon too, email us! A hoodie for every emotion, as modelled by the notorious Samora Squid.

T-SHIRTS! $25-30.   

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tshirt back design mini

Sexy uni-sex fitted t-shirts in purple with black logo on front and dark grey with white logos front and back (European Tour edition)! Printed ethically by FifthColumn on ‘SALVAGE’ brand recycled cotton. Mmmm these are tasty shirts. We have quite a few XS left, and these look good when worn tight, so suit size S or M people if you like to show off your sexy beer-belly figure. Artists impression! Genuine photo’s coming soon!

LIMITED-EDITION SCROLLS! (with music download!) $10-20 – you decide!


Limited edition print of a sketch inspired by our song Thylacine, drawn by our Mongrel, based on a photograph taken in 1869 known as ‘Bagged thylacine’. The scrolls also have download codes for two songs; Tylacine and The Farmer. – sorry these are gone now x

CD’s! $10-15 – you decide! 


Sing about dead people – that’s right, a genuine old fashioned CD, with case and lyrics sheet! Yum. – sorry these are gone too now x

PATCHES! $tbc. 


There are a few fairly poor quality ones left over from our last run, we will get around to doing more soon, so if you want something big or good quality you could put in a pre-order!

BADGES! $1-2. 


 Photo is mostly TDM badges… posting you one badge would be silly, come to a gig and buy one!

POSTCARDS! $1-2.  


We would post you one postcard, but it might have a stamp on it…